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slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

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The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

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thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

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Anonim
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

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soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

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to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME

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motionjessinwhite:

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flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

 love the above comment!! Reblog this, always reblog this!

I’m sorry but I have to say that breasts ARE also meant for sexual pleasure. Without even being a perverd, its just a straight-men thing. We cann’t really help it. hell even some gay girls I know like them.

THEY ARE NOT A GOD DAMN SEXUAL ORGAN. the definition of a sexual organ is an organ of the reproductive system. I don’t know if you ever went to health class but I can assure you that they are not a reproductive organ.
and if you’re going to say “buT THEY WERE MEANT FOR PLEAsURE”, men’s breast tissue is an erogenous zone. except theirs doesnt do anything. women’s breasts are an erogenous zone. they were made to feed babies. men’s were made with only the purpose of stimulation, so whose do you think is more sexual?
the neck, ear, mouth, and inner thigh are also erogenos zones. are we going to start whether those are sexual organs? no, because it’s basic knowledge that they are not, and neither are breasts.

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Rosamund Pike as Amy Elliott-Dunne in Gone Girl

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vvankinq:


fullmooney
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it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
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